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Minisoccer Pitch - Mixed Friendly Lousy & Lazy Football
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Minisoccer Pitch - Mixed Friendly Lousy & Lazy Football

Thu 6 Aug · 4pm · Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn Sportpark

Come join us on playing the small astro outdoor pitch with walls and goals at Jahn-Sportpark. Like inside Hallenfußball - but outside! We play 4vs4 or 5vs5 with up to 2 sub each team. Do you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or just not so talented? Are you tired of over-competitive emotional bros who only want to show off their skills and desperately need to win? Then Lousy & Lazy Football is the right thing for you! We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (18+) and nationalities welcome. Note: We only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: link. Rules for lazy & lousy football 1. Don’t be competitive - fun only! Enjoy the workout, nice people, wonderful weather and magic ball moments 2. No emotional shouting, no telling other players where to go and what to do 3. No hard tackling/sliding 4. Avoid injuring yourself and other players at all costs: Tight situation? Give up the ball rather them going all in 5. Support less fit and less skilled players by giving them the time and space to play the ball, don't intercept passes to and from them. Bonus points: Make them shine! 6. Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on one player is fine) 7. Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out. 8. Rotate the goalkeeper 9. Be a teamplayer 10. Come regularly and be reliable with your RSVPs This meetup is for members of the Lousy & Lazy Sport Club. They have priority. If you want to try out our lousy & lazy sport events, you can do a trial run (Probetraining).

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