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Mixed Friendly Football @ Sportpark - Lousy & Lazy
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Mixed Friendly Football @ Sportpark - Lousy & Lazy

Tue 4 Aug · 5pm · Friedrich-Ludwig-Jahn Sportpark

Do you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Then Lousy & Lazy Football is the right thing for you! We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams) or even three pitches (36 players, six teams), depending on demand. Note: We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions. To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: link. Lousy & Lazy rules: 1. Don’t be competitive - fun only! Enjoy the workout, nice people, wonderful weather and magic ball moments 2. No emotional shouting, no telling other players where to go and what to do 3. No hard tackling/sliding 4. Avoid injuring yourself and other players at all costs: Tight situation? Give up the ball rather them going all in 5. Support less fit and less skilled players by giving them the time and space to play the ball, don't intercept passes to and from them. Bonus points: Make them shine! 6. Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on one player is fine) 7. Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out. 8. Rotate the goalkeeper 9. Be a teamplayer 10. Come regularly and be reliable with your RSVPs

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