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Bad at Football

Wed 5 Aug · 5pm · Mauerpark Stone Circle

Do you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? Then Bad at Football is the right thing for you! We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams), depending on demand. Note: We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions. To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: link. Rules for lazy & lousy football 1. Don’t be competitive 2. No hard tackling/sliding challenges/hard shooting 3. Be a teamplayer Waiting list: The more terrible your skills the better your chances to get a spot.

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