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What's on in Washington this week

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Partiful
Talk

GL!TCH: birthday edition

Sat 8 Aug · 1am · Dew Drop Inn
lots of people going
142 going
FreeMeetup
Talk

Meet & Greet 🤝

Fri 7 Aug · 10pm · Punchbowl Social - Arlington
lots of people going
135 going

Join us for a casual Friday social evening and make some new friends or catch up…

Partiful
ArtFood

supper with the arts

Sat 8 Aug · 7pm · National Gallery of Art
lots of people going
40 going
Songkick
Talk

Groovy Nate @ Frying Pan Farm Park

Wed 5 Aug · 9:30am · Frying Pan Farm Park
good weather for it

Groovy Nate at Frying Pan Farm Park at 2026-08-05T09:30:00-0400

FreeMeetup
Talk

FRIDAY 40s & Up Social

Fri 7 Aug · 11pm · Lucky bar
lots of people going
87 going

This is where you meet the area's 40 and 50 years young; 40 somethings, 50 somethings.

FreeMeetup
Talk

40s & Up Happy Hour

Fri 7 Aug · 1am · Refer Eventbrite Ticket Link
lots of people going
71 going

Many of you were not born while we were partying at lol It is our main spot and…

FreeMeetup
Talk

'20s & 30s' Social and Club Hopping

Sat 8 Aug · 12am · Lucky bar
lots of people going
68 going

\\THIS EVENT IS ONLY FOR 20s and 30s\\\ ABOUT THE EVENT Socialize, mingle and…

Partiful
Talk

BYO-Vinyl Night

Wed 5 Aug · 11pm · No Kisses Bar
lots of people going
23 going
FreeMeetup
Sport

MO: Cranberry Wilderness, WV (19)

Fri 7 Aug · 11am · Vienna Metro North Lot, Oakton, VA 22181
lots of people going · good weather for it
10 going

Details: Posting this as a Members Only (MO) Event due to the remoteness of the…

FreeMeetup
Talk

Coffee & Chat

Sat 8 Aug · 2:15pm · Quincy Park
lots of people going
47 going

Come out, relax, and make some new friends!

Partiful
Talk

closet sale🪷

Sat 8 Aug · 3pm · Meridian Hill Park
lots of people going
14 going
FreeMeetup
Talk

Wild Seed @ GameOn U st

Wed 5 Aug · 11:30pm · GameOn Bar + Arcade DC
lots of people going
30 going

We will be reading the sci-fi classic "Wild Seed" by Octavia Butler.

FreeMeetup
HobbyWorkshop

Craft Club @ Tysons-Pimmet Library

Tomorrow · 10:30pm · Tysons-Pimmit Regional Library
lots of people going
25 going

Join us for an evening of crafting at Tysons-Pimmit Regional Library!

How Palaner picks what's on in Washington DC

There are more events on in Washington DC in any given week than anyone can read through — which is why most people end up at whatever their feed happened to show them.

Palaner reads every source at once, removes the duplicates, and ranks what's left against what it knows about you. Right now that's 24 events happening in Washington DC.

Every pick comes with the reason it was picked — the taste it matched, the real price, and how far it is. You can tell it when it's wrong, and the next list is different.

Questions about events in Washington DC

What is there to do in Washington DC this week?
Palaner is showing 24 events on in Washington DC right now, pulled from every listings site, ticket seller and promoter newsletter we can reach for United States. The list is ranked, not alphabetical: tell Palaner what you like and the order changes.
Is this a list of the usual tourist attractions?
No. Palaner only shows things that are actually happening on a date — gigs, club nights, markets, talks, socials, screenings, food events. Permanent attractions don't appear, because they aren't events.
How is this different from an events listings site?
A listings site shows you everything and lets you filter. Palaner reads every listings site at once, removes the duplicates, and ranks what's left against your taste, your budget and how far you'll travel. You get nine things, not nine hundred.
Does Palaner cost anything?
No. It's free in any browser, and it isn't a ticket seller — it links out to wherever the event is actually sold.
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