ATKRTV EP launch + Fork, Damage Control, Fat Spatula

INCOMING TRANSMISSION...

Post-adhdcore/noizeboyz/seltzerbeat trio ATKRTV to release their debut EP "Pilot" to the cheers of many broadcast audiences worldwide. OLDYORKHARDCORE.
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PLUS!!!

FORK: Number 1 rated band with two brothers in Manchester. Neurospicy post-core with an arsenal of a full band, loop pads, brass, and perhaps the titular cutlery??? unconfirmed

DAMAGE CONTROL: OLD YORK SPEED METAL PUNKS York's most potent mainstays powered by 48 volts of rum, wizardry, and the promise of an Offer 10 meal at Istanbul Grill (102 Fishergate, York YO10 4BB)

FAT SPATULA: Goofy no-wave slacker stoner country wobbly angular post-whatever I don't even know I think they might just get down to their undies and do Hank Williams songs or whatever. unconfirmed

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