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Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves
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Pitch, Please! | Pitch Your Single Friend! | Thieves

Pitch Your Single Friend! | The Thieves The world in 2026 is all about meeting IRL, not on dating apps! Got a friend who’s single, stunning, and totally dateable? Time to sell them on stage at The Thieves with PITCH, PLEASE! DISCLAIMER - YOU DON'T HAVE TO PITCH ANYONE TO ATTEND THIS EVENT To apply to pitch, please fill out the form PITCH A FRIEND FORM! Welcome to Pitch a Single Friend – the wildly fun, slightly chaotic, and fun night where friendship meets matchmaking. It’s like Dragon’s Den, but for dating… and with cocktails. Here’s the deal: brave (and maybe slightly mischievous) pals take the mic to pitch their fabulous friends to a room full of eligible singles. Each 3–5 minute power point pitch is a celebration of what makes their mate a total catch – with humour, heart, and just enough sass. Expect around 4-7 pitches throughout the night with plenty of time in between to drink, flirt, and discuss who’s a 10/10. Because if you’re going to sell your mate… Pitch, Please. Presenters and the friend their pitching get half price entry, don't say we don't treat you x 💌 Not pitching? No worries. Come to watch, cheer, and maybe even meet your next crush in the crowd. It’s low-pressure, high-fun, and the perfect midweek buzz. 💌Not single but got a bestie to pitch? If you’re loved-up, cuffed, or simply not on the market but you do have a single friend you’re ready to hype up, you’re more than welcome! 🌟 50+ Singles, one venue. 25+ 7:00 PM arrival = peak mingling hour Bring ID or Cupid will turn you away. No refunds. Accessibility & cloakroom: Venue is wheelchair accessible with no cloakroom. Rolling solo? Perfect. So are 40% of our guests. By purchasing a ticket to a this event you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy.

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Thursday 24 September 2026, 19:00Venue time (London)
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