THE ROAST ROUNDS

Every pitch event runs the same way: founder pitches, VC nods politely, everyone goes home. THE ROAST ROUND runs differently. 5 founders pitch their real deck to a VC from New York, live on screen. He roasts the deck. Slide by slide. No sugarcoating, no "interesting approach, circle back in six months". WANT TO PITCH? Tick the box when you register. Then the tables turn immediately: the VC has to pitch back. Why should YOU take their money? And the room votes: would you take this money? Every round. No escape. 15:40 — Check-in 16:00 — Welcome/Intro16:15 — 3x Roast Rounds17:00 — Break/Networking17:30 — 2x Roast Rounds18:00 — Network & Chill WHO IT'S FOR Founders at Pre-Seed, Seed or Series A. No deck, no pitch.