Dungeon Crawl Classics one-shot "Goblin Cook-Off of Mount Melt"

Prepare yourself for "The Goblin Cook-Off of Mount Melt," a high-lethality, hyper-chaotic Dungeon Crawl Classics one-shot where survival is unlikely, and dignity is impossible! Your group of desperate, shovel-wielding zero-level peasants has been "honored" (more like tricked) with an invitation to the annual Secret Under-Grotto Chili Cook-Off, but there’s a catch: you are the secret ingredient.
To escape the bubbling cauldrons of the Goblin Gourmet Union, you’ll need to outsmart mutated gel cubes, gamble with sentient, profanity-spewing magic items, and invoke the wild, unpredictable wrath of mercurial gods who care more about dramatic flair than your safety. Expect glorious character deaths, ridiculous fumble tables, and a relentless, laugh-out-loud meat grinder.
Those who actually survive the goblins' cook-off will immediately ascend to level one—and that is when the real adventure begins. Only luck will save you, or perhaps the cheeky gods!

We'll provide everything you need: premade character sheets, pencils, dice, and rules. This is beginner-friendly and is meant to be a chaotic satire of Dungeons and Dragons funny and fun!