Coed Lazy & Lousy Phootball [Soccer]

Everyone and anyone is welcome to join no matter your level of experience.
However, self-awareness is key. If you're an experienced player, bring it down a notch. Our target group is beginner to moderate level players.
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A few simple rules:

Be on time.
Pass often, shoot seldom.
Be your own ball boy.
No slide tackles.
Kick-ins instead of throw-ins, but ball must be passed on the ground.
There are no offsides, but don't cherry pick.
Rotate goalkeeper.
Goalkeepers, no punting or dropkicking.

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