Dinner at Pali Grill (Palestinian Cuisine)

I realize I alienated some people with my Sushi AI/machine learning write-up. So this one is for the accountants of the group.

Ludacris, CPA:
Now, where'd you get that platinum chain with them diamonds in it?
Where'd you get that matchin' Benz with them windows tinted?
Because we do need to report all forms of income, the IRS is going to catch on if all you're reporting is your Wafflehouse wages.

Now, who's that buck naked cook fixin' three course meals?
Are you issuing her a 1099-NEC? Because if she's preparing meals for your business, and you paid her over $2,000 this year, we might need to issue her a 1099-NEC.

What in the world is in that room, what you got in that room?
Because we could write it off as a home office, if we file you as a sole proprietor... but the space must be used regularly and exclusively for business.

Is that your wife, your girlfriend or just your main ---?
Because I want to make sure we're filing correctly. There's a big difference between filing as head of household and married filing jointly.

What about diamonds and gold, is that what you keep in your mouth?
Because we don't have to report earnings on appreciated precious metal assets until you sell, but you should keep a record of your purchase price. It's going to help you out in the long run.

See? I can be relatable to people outside of tech. I've got range. Come listen to me monologue mindlessly about YOUR career at Pali Grill.