Coed Lazy & Lousy Phootball [Soccer]

Everyone and anyone is welcome to join no matter your level of experience.
However, self-awareness is key. If you're an experienced player, bring it down a notch. Our target group is beginner to moderate level players.
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A few simple rules:

Be on time! No-shows and late cancellations will be removed from the group.
NO cleats! You will NOT play if you wear cleats.
Pass often, shoot seldom.
Be your own ball boy! If you send shots flying, go get the ball.
No slide tackles!
Kick-ins instead of throw-ins, but ball must be passed on the ground.
There are no offsides, but don't cherry pick.
Rotate goalkeeper.
Goalkeepers, no punting or dropkicking!

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