David Hoyle's Almanac

DAVID HOYLE'S ALMANAC

LIVE AT THE RVT
NEXT SHOW THURSDAY 12TH NOVEMBER

FINAL SHOW OF 2026

The Royal Vauxhall Tavern – where time, truth, and chaos collide!

Join David Hoyle for a series of monthly shows harvesting the year’s chaos, guided by the moon, tides, and the savage weather of human folly.

Expect ruthless satire, grim forecasts, and the wild swings of the zodiac, as society’s storms and moral tides crash with darkly comic destruction.

Bring your wit, your willpower, and maybe a brolly.

Seasons shift, certainties crumble, art survives.

There are 11 shows throughout 2026

Advance tickets for each show are £13 each, plus booking fee.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE BOOKED THE CORRECT DATE

No refunds

THERE WILL BE TICKETS ON THE DOOR FROM 7PM

Doors at 7pm, show after 8pm

PLEASE NOTE: This event will be mixed standing/seated with very limited seats in the venue, first come first serve. If you have access requirements please contact [email protected].

The RVT is an LGBTQ+ venue, please respect our space. No hen/stag parties.

BAGS AND COATS MUST BE CHECKED IN TO CLOAKROOM

DANCING ON THE STAGE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK

Photo and design by Lee Baxter

David Hoyle, winner of ‘ICON’ and ‘ORIGINALITY’ – QX Awards 2019.

’The greatest living performer’ – Justin Vivian Bond

‘He is raw, sometimes frightening, but also thrilling in his look-no-hands recklessness’ – The Guardian

’There is nothing quite like it: bold and unique, electrifying and disarmingly humane’ – Time Out