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CRUISE CONTROL CHRISTMAS!
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CRUISE CONTROL CHRISTMAS!

Friday 4 December 2026, 22:00Venue time (London)
Dalston SuperstoreDirections
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Old Saint Nick,

Intercontinental Casanova…

I’ve but one wish this year:

For you to bend me over!

He cried "Fuck Christmas,

I wanna come now!"

I gave him some snow,

He gave me the plough!

Cruise Control makes its debut on the naughty list this December. SERVE papi STEELE rocks the basement alongside HARRY GAY & ROSS ANDERSON. Upstairs, JAKE REED, JONJO JURY & ANDY AVERY serve wonky disco heasdpins. TAUREN & RIO JAVIER take the bar top. Get your tickets while they’re hot 💋

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