Queer Presenting: Pitch Your Pal

Tired of fitting your hot sexy well-rounded personality into prompts on the apps? Bored of trying to catch eyes across the room at every event you go to? Wish your best mate could tell hotties why they think you’re the biggest catch in London?

Queer Presenting is an event for queer women, trans + nb people to come and pitch their friends in the hope of finding romance in the room. Hosted by Phoebe Webster & Issy Humphreys to hold your hand along the way!

Whether you’re doing the presenting, being pitched, or enthusiastically spectating we invite you to join us for a night of silliness and hopefully a story to tell your future kids x

Timings:

Doors 7pm
Presentations start 7:30pm (interval included)
Yapping, flirting + more drinks from 9:30pm
DJ from 10:30pm
Close 1am

Choose your ticket type:

Presenters - £10.00 - Is your best friend a catch but you’ve run out of gay friends to set them up with? Come and pitch them to a room full of queer singles!
Presentee/Spectator - £10.00 - Looking to be entertained or cowering at the back while your best friend pitches you? Come watch the presentations!

Instructions for Presenters:

Presenter ticket holders - Please send us a short bio with the name, age, and brief description of your presentee i.e. masc, blonde slicked-back bun. Deadline for this is 30th November. We will inform you via email if you have been selected to pitch then you can email us your presentation by 7th December. If you don’t do this in time/ are not selected this time around you will automatically become a spectator.
Email bios/presentations to [email protected].
Presentations should run for no longer than 5 minutes.
Looking for inspiration? Why not include their star sign, hobbies + interests, a potentially incriminating story, and what makes them so wonderful.
Please note: only 12 presenters will be chosen out of the presenters that apply.

Tickets: £10

Date: Saturday 12th December 2026

Location: The Ministry, Borough Road, SE1 1DN

Getting Here: Borough Tube Station (Northern Line) - 5 min walk | Elephant & Castle Tube Station (Bakerloo & Northern Line) - 7 min walk