Nerd Night

Forget overpriced clubs. Forget pretending you’re too cool to have fun.

For one night, we’re bringing back the golden age of nerd culture.

We’ll have retro games running all night, Magic: The Gathering tables, a Beyblade battle arena where childhood friendships may or may not be tested, Nintendo Switch on the projector with Smash Bros., Mario Kart, and Mario Party, plus chess, Catan, and plenty of free-play games.

This is not a tournament. There are no schedules. Wander around, challenge random people, start a rivalry that lasts exactly 12 minutes, or spend the whole night spectating while loudly giving terrible advice.

Official Fine Print:
By attending Nerd Night, you acknowledge that losing in Mario Kart does not mean the game cheated. You agree not to blame the controller, the TV, or “input lag.” You accept that someone half your age probably isn’t here, because this is a 21+ event, but someone who hasn’t touched a GameCube controller in 15 years may still absolutely smoke you. Any declarations of “run it back” are legally binding. Beyblade victories count forever. Catan alliances are temporary. Magic players are encouraged to explain their turns in fewer than 45 minutes.

Whether you’re a hardcore gamer, card slinger, board game enthusiast, or just looking for a ridiculously fun night with other people who aren’t glued to their phones, you’ll fit right in.

Come relive your childhood. Or come discover the childhood your parents wouldn’t pay for.

21+ only. Bring your competitive spirit. Leave your dignity at the door.