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BRONKA HATES LONDON - The Lower Third
Music£10

BRONKA HATES LONDON - The Lower Third

Organiser says: sold out

Saturday 17 October 2026, 23:00Venue time (London)
The Lower ThirdDirections
£10Tickets sold by ra.co
Book · £10via ra.co
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We've now added an extra date due to demand on Friday 16th October. Tickets go on sale at 9am on Tuesday 9th June.

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Your wait is over, you can calm down now, buy the shortest ho shorts you can,
make sure you stay hydrated and come shake ass cos I AM COMING TO
LONDON for nothing but horny, sweaty, htefull Brazilian music, from beginning
to end, just EWWWWWW delicia pqp.

You already know the place: The Lower third (cozy and sweaty just how we love
it)
You already know the date: 17. October (you think it’s far away, but I ASSURE
YOU its just around the corner)
You already know the time: 23:00 (come early and make sure your horny ass
stays till the end)
You already know the dress code: Brink yo bronka Jersey, and your ho shorts)

I can’t wait to have you all NO GRAUUUUU.
May you be blessed,

VAI TOMANDO,
THE BRONKER.

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