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O que há em Johannesburg esta semana

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Jozi.JS September - Off by one

Hosted by Jozi.JS
Tomorrow · 6pm · BBD Johannesburg (Rosebank) - News Cafe Entrance· 6.6 km from central Johannesburg
95 going

Join us for a night of code, drinks, and good conversation.

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Music

The Block Party

Sat 26 Sep · 2pm · Hush Money· 11 km from central Johannesburg

The Block Party, South Africa's first authentic Caribbean rave returns.

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The Wilds Nature Reserve, JHB Heritage Hike & Picnic

Hosted by Roodepoort Ridge Hikes
Sat 26 Sep · 7:30am · The Wilds Nature Reserve· 3.5 km from central Johannesburg
9 going

We will be hiking at the Wilds Nature Reserve to Celebrate Heritage Month 🤸🏽 ♀️🤗🌳💃🏽.

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House of House 27 Sept 2026

Sun 27 Sep · 4pm · Circle on 7th Cafe· 4.8 km from central Johannesburg

House is a nation House is a feeling This is our house!

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Dealweekly

2-for-1 cocktails

Tonight · 7pm · Six Cocktail Bar, Melville· Melville

Daily 7-hour happy hour offering 2-for-the-price-of-1 on cocktails between 12:00…

Bandsintown
MusicLive music

Kimyan @ Residency

Tomorrow · 4pm · Residency· 1.8 km from central Johannesburg
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Automating Marketing & Build Interactive Content with AI

Hosted by Artificial Intelligence ZA
Tomorrow · 5:45pm · Investec Johannesburg· Sandton · 12 km from central Johannesburg
40 going

AIZA Partner event with Investec September Meetup: Card Intelligence & Running an…

RA
MusicClub night

TOYTOY 25 September 2026

Fri 25 Sep · 11pm · And Club· 2.1 km from central Johannesburg

Welcoming local guests DODGE (CT) & JA Levieux alongside residents Black Lake…

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ArtNetworking

SASS Joburg September Saturday Meet Up

Hosted by South African Secular Meetup (SASS)
Sat 26 Sep · 11:40am · Wits Anglo American Digital Dome· 2.8 km from central Johannesburg
7 going

Freethinkers Joburg September MeetUp Hello Johannesburg!

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September Free Improv Drop-In

Hosted by Johannesburg Improv Meetup Group
Sun 27 Sep · 5:30pm · Linden· Randburg · 11 km from central Johannesburg
6 going

Our drop-in workshops and jams are a great way to begin your improv journey, or…

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Braam Culture Fest

Sat 26 Sep · 12pm · Constitution Hill Human Rights Precinct· In Johannesburg
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Heritage Day — many places close

Boardgames @ Paulshof (Heritage Day)

Hosted by Geeks with Jobs
Thu 24 Sep · 11am · German Country Club· Sandton · 20 km from central Johannesburg
5 going

Venue : German Country Club at Paulshof (Cesco's restaurant) Date : Thursday, 24…

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How to Get High-Value Clients

Hosted by Johannesburg WordPress Meetup
Sat 26 Sep · 10am · Tentara Digital Marketing Agency· 20.7 km from central Johannesburg
8 going

As we continue to build up to WordCamp Johannesburg 2026, join us at our next…

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Esangqeni

Sat 26 Sep · 11am · The Troyville House· In Johannesburg
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ECHOES OF MADINAH - Johannesburg

Sat 26 Sep · 6:30pm · Wits Linder Auditorium· 3.1 km from central Johannesburg

Echoes of Madinah 2026 is a three-city South African faith, cultural and…

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Weekly Open Night

Hosted by Makerlabs ZA
Tomorrow · 5:30pm · House· Randburg · 16 km from central Johannesburg

Weekly open night. Bring your own projects to work on, get some input, bounce…

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Esangqeni

Sun 27 Sep · 11am · The Troyville House· In Johannesburg
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Art

Mnqobi Yazo One Man Show - Lyric Theatre

Sat 26 Sep · 12am · Lyric Theatre· 5.3 km from central Johannesburg

One of South Africa's most beloved Maskandi artists takes centre stage for a…

Bandsintown
MusicLive music

Bobby van Jaarsveld

Sat 26 Sep · The Teatro· 20.4 km from central Johannesburg
Bandsintown
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Jo Black

Sat 26 Sep · Die Veiling Pub & Grill· In Johannesburg
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Spring Inspired painting competition

Hosted by Interactive restaurant with train delivering service
Sun 27 Sep · 12pm · Greenside· 300 m from central Johannesburg

To all paint-lovers, not necessarily artists or pros.

Bandsintown
MusicLive music

Internet Athi

Sat 26 Sep · Constitution Hill Human Rights Precinct· In Johannesburg, ZA
Bandsintown
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Soulscene

Sat 26 Sep · Roodeport· In Johannesburg
Bandsintown
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ONS

Sat 26 Sep · Buffalo Grill· In Johannesburg
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Heritage Day — many places close

Join the Sages to build effective communication and leadership skills!

Hosted by Toastmasters Northern Johannesburg Meetup
Thu 24 Sep · 6:30pm · Marks Park Sports Club· Randburg · 6 km from central Johannesburg

Details 🌟 Welcome to Sages Toastmasters Club 🌟 At Sages Toastmasters, we…

Bandsintown
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Kamasi Washington

Sat 26 Sep · Sandton Convention Centre· 11 km from central Johannesburg
Bandsintown
MusicnewLive music

STUDNITZKY

Sat 26 Sep · Sandton Convention Centre· 11 km from central Johannesburg
Bandsintown
MusicnewLive music

Ibrahim Maalouf

Sat 26 Sep · Sandton Convention Centre· 11 km from central Johannesburg
Bandsintown
MusicLive music

Zaan Sonnekus

Sun 27 Sep · Benoni Northern Sports Club· In Johannesburg, ZA
Webtickets
Heritage Day — many places close

Roti Queen

Thu 24 Sep · 7:30pm · Kippies· 1.8 km from central Johannesburg
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What a wonderful world

Tomorrow · 4pm · Hoërskool Randburg· 12.2 km from central Johannesburg

What a wonderful world is a production proudly presented by Bryanston Parallel Medium.

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Sunday Outing @ Comic Con

Hosted by Adventure and dinner club
Sun 27 Sep · 10:30am · Building & Country Club Estate office Park· Sandton · 17 km from central Johannesburg

Hi Everyone So a Few of us are going to Comic Con So I decided to put it up as a…

Bandsintown
MusicLive music

Kimyan

Tomorrow · Residency· In Johannesburg, ZA

Encontrar o que há em Johannesburg quando não lês inglês

Os eventos que valem a pena em Johannesburg quase nunca estão nas páginas que aparecem em «o que fazer em Johannesburg». Estão em sites de agenda em inglês, páginas de promotores e listas de e-mail que nunca foram escritas para quem está de visita — por isso uma semana aqui acaba por ser igual à semana de toda a gente.

O Palaner lê essas fontes diretamente, junta a mesma noite listada em quatro sítios e mostra-te o resultado em Português. Neste momento são 206 eventos a acontecer em Johannesburg.

Cada sugestão vem com a razão pela qual foi escolhida — o gosto com que combinou, o preço real e a distância. Podes dizer-lhe que está errado, e a lista seguinte é outra.

Perguntas sobre eventos em Johannesburg

O que há para fazer em Johannesburg esta semana?
Neste momento o Palaner tem 206 eventos em Johannesburg, reunidos de todos os sites de agenda, bilheteiras e newsletters de promotores a que conseguimos chegar em South Africa. A lista está ordenada, não é alfabética: diz ao Palaner do que gostas e a ordem muda.
Isto é a lista das atrações turísticas do costume?
Não. O Palaner só mostra coisas que acontecem mesmo numa data — concertos, noites de discoteca, mercados, conversas, convívios, sessões de cinema, eventos de comida. Atrações permanentes não aparecem, porque não são eventos.
Funciona se eu não falar inglês?
Sim, e é praticamente essa a ideia. Muito do que há em Johannesburg só é publicado em inglês — em sites de agenda locais, páginas de promotores e listas de e-mail sem versão noutra língua. O Palaner lê essas fontes e mostra-te os resultados em Português.
Só estou em Johannesburg uns dias. Serve-me de alguma coisa?
É exatamente para isso que serve. Diz quanto tempo ficas e do que gostas, e o Palaner reduz 206 eventos à mão-cheia que vale a pena para as tuas noites — com a razão de cada escolha, para lhe poderes dizer que não.
O Palaner custa alguma coisa?
Não. É grátis em qualquer browser, e não é uma bilheteira — reencaminha para onde o bilhete é mesmo vendido.

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