Kiss, Marry, Kill - CUMTS Freshers Musical 2026

By Daisy Webb, Ben Chang.

The new season of the gameshow ‘Let’s Go Find Your Lover!’ is now on, here come 10 hot hot hot singles looking for somebody to love! They find themselves on a beautiful island with two hosts entertaining them. But girl next door Cleo has a terrible secret: she’s an assassin sent to kill the others. It’s really getting in the way of her pursuit of love. What Cleo doesn’t know is that the other singles have secrets of their own, and underneath all the shenanigans of the game-show, a sinister threat is brewing.

Kiss, Marry, Kill is about desperate young people thrown into a high-pressure, unfamiliar environment, desperate to be like. Underneath their vapid personas born from anxiety about how they might appear, the singles may have more in common than it seems…

Kiss, Marry, Kill is this year's CUMTS Freshers Musical, an original musical produced and performed by students entirely new to musical theatre at Cambridge.

Content warning: Mild references to drug use/misuse; Moderate threat and/or horror; Moderate violence; Moderate sexual references