Hemlock Arsepull and The Massively Inconvenient String of Murders That Nearly RUINED MY SCHOOL REUNION

By Caitlin Gillard and Harry Davies.

A series of murders has swept up a little hamlet at the same time as famed half-Belgian (only on weekends) detective Hemlock Arsepull’s boys’ school reunion! With his very very close and intimate good friends Tom Wattpad and Inspector McSymbolism by his side, will he be able to stop the dastardly crimes of the Poet before it’s too late? (and before anyone else does?) Join this bumbling chap and his slightly more competent friends in this new piece of absurdist comedy.

Content warning: death, murder, bigotry (misogyny, homophobia), blood, police brutality, violence, strong language